There are two types of people in this world.
Those that live in big houses, and people who cuts their lawns and wash their cars.
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Fuck Foreign Talent
Listen up all you fucking foreign talent assholes, I hope you die.
I'm fucking pissed with these foreigners coming to our already shitty country and fucking up everything. Singapore is an already fucked up country with its bullshit 'world class' transport systems and rising costs. WE DON'T NEED MORE FUCKED UP FOREIGN TALENT HERE.
I'm tired of foreigners standing on the right side of escalators, talking loudly on the MRT, and acting like this is their goddamned country. And when I say foreigners, I fucking mean people from Japan, Korea, Cambodia, Bangladeshi, and especially people from China, Thailand and Vietnam. These are the people who come to Singapore on employment or student passes (who are even worse than PR's because they don't represent any ties to the country at all). Fuck you all. I don't care if you're from the Vietcong or something. I just hope you die.
Here are some cases of foreigners being a total nuisance to society:
1. Some stupid Thai kid who fell onto the train tracks and lost both her legs. That dumbass purely deserved it... and instead of apologising to all the commuters affected due to the delay from her stupid publicity stint, she had the audacity TO SUE SMRT USING MONEY DONATED FROM SINGAPOREANS.
What the fuck is going on here? For all I know, she could have deliberately planned this dumb act for a chance to cash in from donations and lawsuit (which failed). Bitch.
2. Some asshole's body from China was found in half in the waters of Bedok reservoir. If they're not on our trains talking like they own this country, or fighting with their customers for taking more chilli sauce, they're polluting our waters and wasting unnecessary resources and taxpayers money WHICH MEANS WE ARE INDIRECTLY HELPING TO CLEAN UP YOUR BULLSHIT MESS.
3. Another dumbass China kid found dead at the back of an Internet cafe somewhere in Geylang. Pissing away his time loitering at Internet cafes, stealing from others to fund his gaming habit and causing a nuisance to society.
The only thing that made me feel better after reading the article was that he was killed by his own fellow Chinese nationals. Way to go assholes, you just proved how stupid and pathetic your kind are.
So the other day, I pledged to do my part in getting rid of these social parasites by not offering help to foreigners when I see one. An example would be to witness a foreigner being the victim of [snatch theft/car accident/fire/drowning/seizure/heart attack/molest/rape/] and then pretend not to see it and not render and help or assistance. By doing so, I hope everyone will follow my pledge to get rid of all these fucking pests in our society.
MESSAGE TO ALL FOREIGN TALENTS: Go back to where you came from or just die.
Fucking bitches.
I'm fucking pissed with these foreigners coming to our already shitty country and fucking up everything. Singapore is an already fucked up country with its bullshit 'world class' transport systems and rising costs. WE DON'T NEED MORE FUCKED UP FOREIGN TALENT HERE.
I'm tired of foreigners standing on the right side of escalators, talking loudly on the MRT, and acting like this is their goddamned country. And when I say foreigners, I fucking mean people from Japan, Korea, Cambodia, Bangladeshi, and especially people from China, Thailand and Vietnam. These are the people who come to Singapore on employment or student passes (who are even worse than PR's because they don't represent any ties to the country at all). Fuck you all. I don't care if you're from the Vietcong or something. I just hope you die.
Here are some cases of foreigners being a total nuisance to society:
1. Some stupid Thai kid who fell onto the train tracks and lost both her legs. That dumbass purely deserved it... and instead of apologising to all the commuters affected due to the delay from her stupid publicity stint, she had the audacity TO SUE SMRT USING MONEY DONATED FROM SINGAPOREANS.
What the fuck is going on here? For all I know, she could have deliberately planned this dumb act for a chance to cash in from donations and lawsuit (which failed). Bitch.
2. Some asshole's body from China was found in half in the waters of Bedok reservoir. If they're not on our trains talking like they own this country, or fighting with their customers for taking more chilli sauce, they're polluting our waters and wasting unnecessary resources and taxpayers money WHICH MEANS WE ARE INDIRECTLY HELPING TO CLEAN UP YOUR BULLSHIT MESS.
3. Another dumbass China kid found dead at the back of an Internet cafe somewhere in Geylang. Pissing away his time loitering at Internet cafes, stealing from others to fund his gaming habit and causing a nuisance to society.
The only thing that made me feel better after reading the article was that he was killed by his own fellow Chinese nationals. Way to go assholes, you just proved how stupid and pathetic your kind are.
So the other day, I pledged to do my part in getting rid of these social parasites by not offering help to foreigners when I see one. An example would be to witness a foreigner being the victim of [snatch theft/car accident/fire/drowning/seizure/heart attack/molest/rape/] and then pretend not to see it and not render and help or assistance. By doing so, I hope everyone will follow my pledge to get rid of all these fucking pests in our society.
MESSAGE TO ALL FOREIGN TALENTS: Go back to where you came from or just die.
Fucking bitches.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Fuck happy things
Everywhere I go, and everyone I see are smiling and being happy. Fuck you all. I hate happy people not giving a shit with their carefree lives. Bullshit assholes pissing me off.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
People who use the term 'nemo' are retards.
It amuses me that people are still so damn stupid these days, even with the help of advancing technology where you can search anything, anywhere, at anytime. And yet I always encounter stupid bimbotic idiots who don't think before they speak.
Last week I set up a freshwater planted aquarium at my office desk and this retarded colleague told me to put a 'nemo' inside. When I explained that 'nemos' only live in saltwater, she said she didn't care and wanted to put in a fucking 'nemo'.
And what's up with people referring to false percula clownfishes as 'nemo'. Now why don't I see people referring all cats as Garfield or calling every dog Snoopy? Fucktards. These are the idiots that drive me up the wall and fucking pisses me off, insulting my intellect just by listening to their bullshit.
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Are they ignorant or just a plain stupid dumbass? Assuming that freshwater fish and saltwater fish are the same is like saying a duck is a chicken. Yes, both may be birds (at least you got something right asshole) but a duck is not a chicken, and freshwater fish are not 'nemos'! Fuck off.
And it doesn't make you any smarter just because you're pursuing a part time degree course, you idiot.
Last week I set up a freshwater planted aquarium at my office desk and this retarded colleague told me to put a 'nemo' inside. When I explained that 'nemos' only live in saltwater, she said she didn't care and wanted to put in a fucking 'nemo'.
And what's up with people referring to false percula clownfishes as 'nemo'. Now why don't I see people referring all cats as Garfield or calling every dog Snoopy? Fucktards. These are the idiots that drive me up the wall and fucking pisses me off, insulting my intellect just by listening to their bullshit.
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Are they ignorant or just a plain stupid dumbass? Assuming that freshwater fish and saltwater fish are the same is like saying a duck is a chicken. Yes, both may be birds (at least you got something right asshole) but a duck is not a chicken, and freshwater fish are not 'nemos'! Fuck off.
And it doesn't make you any smarter just because you're pursuing a part time degree course, you idiot.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
VOTE WISELY
It's been awhile since I've updated and I wouldn't be updating at all if not for those motherfuckers who think they got it all right.
When asked for their opinions, they're quick to defend their cause by spewing shit from their mouths like a motherfucking ape. When asked why they would stick to one party, I get replies like because that party is good.
Use your brains dammit, I may not be some expert on politics, but I do know when I'm being treated like a dipshit in this never ending bullshit society we live in.
YOU GOT IT WRONG, DUMBASS.
When asked for their opinions, they're quick to defend their cause by spewing shit from their mouths like a motherfucking ape. When asked why they would stick to one party, I get replies like because that party is good.
Use your brains dammit, I may not be some expert on politics, but I do know when I'm being treated like a dipshit in this never ending bullshit society we live in.
ASK YOURSELF. DID ANYTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENED IN THE LAST 4 YEARS?
If you had to stop and think, the answer is no and you're obviously one of those blind followers BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD DID HAPPENED AT ALL. I just happened to know that I'm paying more for shit now than before.
Fares have increased and the soya bean drink I always buy has gone up by 10 cents (even though I see no significant change in the quantity of the drink). What the fuck is going on here. I've decided to come up with a list of reasons that have made life seem like a pain in the ass for me. Some of them have little or no relation to them but I'll still put the blame on them anyway. Suckers.
1. COE prices have gone out of control
2. 'Affordable' HDB flats
3. Increasing transportation fares
4. High cost of petrol
5. Increasing petrol prices
6. More and more foreign talents in the country
7. Increasing taxes
8. Increased retirement age limit
9. Increasing ERP rates
10. NO INCREASE OF SALARY
This 10 points are straight off my head... I bet I can think of a lot more but I'm really tired.
Until these 10 points can be justified to me, I won't be supporting them anytime soon. Bitches.
DON'T BE A SHEEP. VOTE WISELY PEOPLE. OTHERWISE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
End of the Road
Dead end for you.
All of us were given a chance to study since young, but some fucked it up and played the fool. Living their lives so carefree and without responsibilities, not caring about their future, poking fun of, laughing and looking down at those 'nerds or losers' who actually gave a shit about education.
And when these 'nerds or losers' eventually get better than them (they always do), they begin to realise what they've lost and what they fuck they have been doing all this while, and where will they be in 5 years time. But its too late to regret now, the 'nerds and losers' they made fun of will always be better and above them, and there's nothing they can do about it.
All of us were given a chance to study since young, but some fucked it up and played the fool. Living their lives so carefree and without responsibilities, not caring about their future, poking fun of, laughing and looking down at those 'nerds or losers' who actually gave a shit about education.
And when these 'nerds or losers' eventually get better than them (they always do), they begin to realise what they've lost and what they fuck they have been doing all this while, and where will they be in 5 years time. But its too late to regret now, the 'nerds and losers' they made fun of will always be better and above them, and there's nothing they can do about it.
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